The Ship The Violet Saber!
It is flamboyant & speedy...
But was recently 'found' so the kobolds are unused to it!
The Mission The kobolds have been sent to a haunted time vortex
in order to ...well, they weren't paying attention, so don't tell them, but they're supposed to find and defeat a powerful enemy!

The Adversary They're challenged by Woro, a Brass Dragon!
A being of Order, it mimics a steampunk theme.
The stats of the dragon:
Order: 4, Chaos: 3, Brains: 4, Body: 4

The Kobolds
Kobold Monk

  • Order: 3
  • Chaos: 3
  • Brain: 4
  • Body: 4

Book of Convoluted and often Contradictory Regulations
This staple of lawyermancy can be used to confuse a being into believing they need to comply with the wielder's demands for one event. This does nothing if they are ordered to harm (or commit actions that will lead to harm, like stepping into an airlock...) themselves or an ally. After this time they become resentful that they were ordered around and are likely to retaliate.
Kobold Sorcerer

  • Order: 5
  • Chaos: 2
  • Brain: 4
  • Body: 3

Potion of Gut Punches
If used in conjunction with a Chaos roll meant to do damage, a Mixed Result or better will do a point of Body damage in addition to any other results.
Kobold Warlock

  • Order: 0
  • Chaos: 6
  • Brain: 4
  • Body: 4

Guide to Scenic Vistas That Certainly Won't Kill You
This booklet us published by a local tourist board and paints an image of the kobolds' destination as seen through rose colored glasses. It may be used to subtract 1 from any uncontested roll once per nap, but is completely useless after the mission has ended and the kobolds return home.
Kobold Pilot

  • Order: 3
  • Chaos: 4
  • Brain: 4
  • Body: 3

Potion of Healing
Restore 1 lost Body point. Using counts as an Event but no roll is needed unless it's contested.
Kobold Soldier/Guard

  • Order: 6
  • Chaos: 2
  • Brain: 4
  • Body: 2

Awesome Dagger of Sneak(?) Attacks
Yell 'Sneak Attack!' to count a mixed-success Body attack as a success.
Kobold Rogue

  • Order: 3
  • Chaos: 2
  • Brain: 4
  • Body: 5

Gox's Illustrated Manual of Physical Exertions
Once per nap, the wielder of this book may add 2 points to the target number of any uncontested Body roll, or 1 point to the target number of a contested Body roll. If given to another character, that character must take a nap before this item can be used.

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Ultra-Quickplay Rules

Completing a task (making an attack, cleaning a surface, activating a device) is an Event. If you're the first person to say they're doing something, your Event goes first.

To complete a task, combine two of your stats (Order or Chaos + Brain or Body) and roll 2d6.
If you roll under, you succeed; over, you fail; hit the target number, you get a partial success.

If you take damage, temporarily reduce your Brain or Body stat by 1, depending on what kind of damage you took.
You can regain stats by taking a nap.

If you use a reusable gadget, you have to take a nap before you can use it again. If someone else hands you a reusable gadget, you have to take a nap before you can use it. (You can use non-reusable gadgets right away.)