The Ship The Red Comet!
It is speedy & unarmored...
But has inconveniently crossed circuits!
The Mission The kobolds have been sent to a burning ringworld
in order to ...well, they weren't paying attention, so don't tell them, but they're supposed to find a way to break someone else's secret weapon!

The Adversary They're challenged by Alien Researchers!
They're kobold-sized, but with bulbous heads and large, onyx eyes. They like to reinforce their superiority by researching other species' 'flaws'. They... don't ask for volunteers.
The stats of the aliens:
Order: 4, Chaos: 4, Brains: 5, Body: 3

The Kobolds
Pumina
Kobold Cook

  • Order: 3
  • Chaos: 4
  • Brain: 4
  • Body: 3

Potion of Caffeine!
Restores one (1) lost Brains point.
Data
Kobold Blood Hunter

  • Order: 4
  • Chaos: 3
  • Brain: 3
  • Body: 4

Potion of Caffeine!
Restores one (1) lost Brains point.
Ekypod
Kobold Politician

  • Order: 2
  • Chaos: 3
  • Brain: 5
  • Body: 4

Marwyse's Overdue Library Book
The wielder can use this book to subtract 1 from a Brains based roll once per nap, but each time they do so they take 1 point of Brains damage over the guilt of having not yet returned the book. This damage occurs after the results of the Brains roll are resolved.
Reusable
Zuduf
Kobold Bard

  • Order: 2
  • Chaos: 4
  • Brain: 5
  • Body: 3

Pocket Sand!
Yell 'Pocket Sand!' to count a successful Body attack against you as a mixed success.
Putokdup
Kobold Soldier/Guard

  • Order: 3
  • Chaos: 1
  • Brain: 5
  • Body: 5

The Fabulous Grappling Hook
As an Event, instantly move 50 feet in any direction. (Make sure you have 50 feet available to move in or take 1 Body damage when you arrive short of that.)
Reusable
Dusu
Kobold Sorcerer

  • Order: 4
  • Chaos: 3
  • Brain: 3
  • Body: 4

Potion of Hangovers
If used in conjunction with a Chaos roll meant to do damage, a Mixed Result or better will do a point of Brains damage in addition to any other results.

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Ultra-Quickplay Rules

Completing a task (making an attack, cleaning a surface, activating a device) is an Event. If you're the first person to say they're doing something, your Event goes first.

To complete a task, combine two of your stats (Order or Chaos + Brain or Body) and roll 2d6.
If you roll under, you succeed; over, you fail; hit the target number, you get a partial success.

If you take damage, temporarily reduce your Brain or Body stat by 1, depending on what kind of damage you took.
You can regain stats by taking a nap.

If you use a reusable gadget, you have to take a nap before you can use it again. If someone else hands you a reusable gadget, you have to take a nap before you can use it. (You can use non-reusable gadgets right away.)