The Ship The Light Phlogiston!
It is maneuverable & unarmored...
But it leaves a visible smoke trail!
The Mission The kobolds have been sent to an airless pocket of folded space
in order to find a rumored secret weapon!

The Adversary They're challenged by Bawozyni, a Monster Under The Bed!
Well, any dark location is fair game. It waits for a nearby kobold to be alone, and does Brain damage by causing illusions. If its first attempts don't work, it'll ramp up - unattended children, core breaches, explosive decompression...
 The stats of the monster:
Order: 1, Chaos: 4, Brains: 5, Body: 1

The Kobolds
Fipozop
Kobold Sorcerer
  • Order: 6
  • Chaos: 4
  • Brain: 2
  • Body: 2
Marwyse's Encyclopedia of Stuff I Totally Knew
Add 2 points to the target number of any uncontested Brains roll, or 1 point to the target number of a contested Brains roll.
Reusable
Totybok
Kobold Bard
  • Order: 4
  • Chaos: 2
  • Brain: 3
  • Body: 5
Potion of Gym Membership
Temporarily adds one (1) to the character's Body Stat, even if it's already at maximum. This effect ends when the character takes Body damage or a nap.
Tokemuz
Kobold Blood Hunter
  • Order: 3
  • Chaos: 2
  • Brain: 5
  • Body: 4
Cloak of Desorption
The cloak starts out black. As an Event, you can cause a gas to evaporate from the cloak, leaving it a dingy gray and healing 1 Body to anyone within ten feet of you. The cloak becomes black again after a nap.
Reusable
Pite
Kobold Performer
  • Order: 5
  • Chaos: 2
  • Brain: 3
  • Body: 4
Potion of Random Probability
Anything can happen when this potion is taken! Anything! More specifically, the character's Chaos Stat is temporarily increased by one (1) until they take a nap. The character and GM are encouraged to describe the most unusual situations whenever the player makes a Chaos roll.
Kynuneb
Kobold Artificer
  • Order: 3
  • Chaos: 2
  • Brain: 4
  • Body: 5
The Fabulous Grappling Hook
As an Event, instantly move 50 feet in any direction. (Make sure you have 50 feet available to move in or take 1 Body damage when you arrive short of that.)
Reusable
Toper
Kobold Merchant
  • Order: 4
  • Chaos: 2
  • Brain: 4
  • Body: 4
Potion of Atmosphere Creation
A character that consumes this extremely carbonated beverage will begin to burp uncontrollably. While little more than a juvenile pastime in many cases, this also surrounds the character in a breathable atmosphere that clings to their body until their next nap or until they encounter a stiff breeze. This regurgitated air smells foul but provides protection against hard vacuum and poisonous gasses.

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Ultra-Quickplay Rules

Completing a task (making an attack, cleaning a surface, activating a device) is an Event. If you're the first person to say they're doing something, your Event goes first.

To complete a task, combine two of your stats (Order or Chaos + Brain or Body) and roll 2d6.
If you roll under, you succeed; over, you fail; hit the target number, you get a partial success.

If you take damage, temporarily reduce your Brain or Body stat by 1, depending on what kind of damage you took.
You can regain stats by taking a nap.

If you use a reusable gadget, you have to take a nap before you can use it again. If someone else hands you a reusable gadget, you have to take a nap before you can use it. (You can use non-reusable gadgets right away.)