The Ship The Light Looter!
It is always repairable...
But is haunted!
The Mission The kobolds have been sent to a frozen spaceship
in order to find lost magical items!

The Adversary They're challenged by Legitimate Businessmen!
They're willing to make you an offer and give you a reason not to refuse it. They might offer protection from Legitimate Businessmen.
 The stats of the businessmen:
Order: 4, Chaos: 4, Brains: 3, Body: 4

The Kobolds
Gagurib
Kobold Historian
  • Order: 2
  • Chaos: 4
  • Brain: 4
  • Body: 4
Potion of Freeze Drying
An organic character that drinks this potion will shrink to 20\% of their original size while expelling all of the water in their body. Clothing and equipment are not affected. The character enters a state of suspended animation that can be reversed by soaking their body in water for a few seconds. While in this state the character does not need to eat, drink, or breathe. Any beneficial or detrimental effects on the character are 'paused' until the effect is reversed.
Zudop
Kobold Mechanic
  • Order: 0
  • Chaos: 2
  • Brain: 5
  • Body: 6
Potion of Hangovers
If used in conjunction with a Chaos roll meant to do damage, a Mixed Result or better will do a point of Brains damage in addition to any other results.
Fiumiwy
Kobold Artificer
  • Order: 3
  • Chaos: 5
  • Brain: 2
  • Body: 4
Potion of Gut Punches
If used in conjunction with a Chaos roll meant to do damage, a Mixed Result or better will do a point of Body damage in addition to any other results.
Nek
Kobold Warlock
  • Order: 3
  • Chaos: 3
  • Brain: 4
  • Body: 4
Daldain's Permit of Permissions
If told by another being that the wielder may or cannot do something, they may display this permit to temporarily confuse that being. Word spreads quickly about this event and future attempts to use this permit do not affect anyone.
Gut
Kobold Performer
  • Order: 3
  • Chaos: 2
  • Brain: 5
  • Body: 4
Awesome Dagger of Sneak(?) Attacks
Yell 'Sneak Attack!' to count a mixed-success Body attack as a success.
Reusable
Unoty
Kobold Druid
  • Order: 0
  • Chaos: 6
  • Brain: 4
  • Body: 4
Pocket Accordion
Make a Brains/Order or Brains/Chaos roll. On a success, any nearby opponent has -1 Brains during their next event. On a failure, everybody nearby, including you, has -1 Brains on their next event.
Reusable

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Ultra-Quickplay Rules

Completing a task (making an attack, cleaning a surface, activating a device) is an Event. If you're the first person to say they're doing something, your Event goes first.

To complete a task, combine two of your stats (Order or Chaos + Brain or Body) and roll 2d6.
If you roll under, you succeed; over, you fail; hit the target number, you get a partial success.

If you take damage, temporarily reduce your Brain or Body stat by 1, depending on what kind of damage you took.
You can regain stats by taking a nap.

If you use a reusable gadget, you have to take a nap before you can use it again. If someone else hands you a reusable gadget, you have to take a nap before you can use it. (You can use non-reusable gadgets right away.)