The Ship The Light Phlogiston!
It is stealthy & unarmored...
But has a constant odd smell!
The Mission The kobolds have been sent to a haunted Space Whale
in order to find and defeat a powerful enemy!

The Adversary They're challenged by Bude, an Eldritch Galaxy-Sized Unknowable Entity and their minion, Eldritch 'Ascended' Cultists!
It has phenomenal cosmic power, but can only interact through portals. Its minion is tasked with maintaining the portal; if they stop, the entity is trapped on its side.
Their minion: Whatever they were, they... aren't anymore, with extra limbs and odd proportions. They're working on a device (of a sort up to the GM) to awaken or summon an old god.
 The stats of the entity:
Order: 2, Chaos: 6, Brains: 6, Body: 6
The stats of the cultists:
Order: 2, Chaos: 3, Brains: 4, Body: 5

The Kobolds
Bad
Kobold Soldier/Guard
  • Order: 2
  • Chaos: 5
  • Brain: 4
  • Body: 3
Chroma's Out of Date Science Journal
The wielder cites this journal by explaining an outdated theory on how the laws of physics were once thought to work. This "theory" can be 100\% fictional and the player is encouraged to make it up on the spot. For one event the laws of the universe conform to this outdated theory, after which the Science Journal's publisher issues a retraction. No damage or repairs caused by this journal persist after the event has been resolved, but anything avoided during that event is still avoided.
Sinebea
Kobold Barbarian
  • Order: 1
  • Chaos: 5
  • Brain: 3
  • Body: 5
Handy Toothbrush
Scrub the Space Gunk off whatever object you're interacting with to turn a mixed Order success to make that object work into a full success.
Reusable
Gasado
Kobold Blood Hunter
  • Order: 2
  • Chaos: 5
  • Brain: 3
  • Body: 4
Daldain's Permit of Permissions
If told by another being that the wielder may or cannot do something, they may display this permit to temporarily confuse that being. Word spreads quickly about this event and future attempts to use this permit do not affect anyone.
Mepikawe
Kobold Soldier/Guard
  • Order: 2
  • Chaos: 3
  • Brain: 4
  • Body: 5
Chroma's Out of Date Science Journal
The wielder cites this journal by explaining an outdated theory on how the laws of physics were once thought to work. This "theory" can be 100\% fictional and the player is encouraged to make it up on the spot. For one event the laws of the universe conform to this outdated theory, after which the Science Journal's publisher issues a retraction. No damage or repairs caused by this journal persist after the event has been resolved, but anything avoided during that event is still avoided.
Fog
Kobold Soldier/Guard
  • Order: 4
  • Chaos: 3
  • Brain: 3
  • Body: 4
Guide to Scenic Vistas That Certainly Won't Kill You
This booklet us published by a local tourist board and paints an image of the kobolds' destination as seen through rose colored glasses. It may be used to subtract 1 from any uncontested roll once per nap, but is completely useless after the mission has ended and the kobolds return home.
Fitiz
Kobold Wizard
  • Order: 3
  • Chaos: 2
  • Brain: 4
  • Body: 5
Chroma's Abridged Guide to Ship Operations
This book contains a single, oddly specific how-to for repairing, maintaining, or operating a spaceship. The wielder may use this book to replace a failed roll involving the ship with a Mixed Success, or to replace a Mixed Success with a Success.

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Ultra-Quickplay Rules

Completing a task (making an attack, cleaning a surface, activating a device) is an Event. If you're the first person to say they're doing something, your Event goes first.

To complete a task, combine two of your stats (Order or Chaos + Brain or Body) and roll 2d6.
If you roll under, you succeed; over, you fail; hit the target number, you get a partial success.

If you take damage, temporarily reduce your Brain or Body stat by 1, depending on what kind of damage you took.
You can regain stats by taking a nap.

If you use a reusable gadget, you have to take a nap before you can use it again. If someone else hands you a reusable gadget, you have to take a nap before you can use it. (You can use non-reusable gadgets right away.)