The Ship The Yellow Star!
It is flamboyant & speedy...
But has inconveniently crossed circuits!
The Mission The kobolds have been sent to a battlefield on a hostile battlefield
in order to loot everything not bolted down too securely!

The Adversary They're challenged by Pev the Destroyer!
He's an enormous black-and-brown tabby cat who loves to hunt and eat lizards.
The stats of the cat:
Order: 2, Chaos: 6, Brains: 4, Body: 6

The Kobolds
Toke
Kobold Wizard

  • Order: 2
  • Chaos: 4
  • Brain: 3
  • Body: 5

Zeeli's Guide to Responsible Pyromania
While this book does not enable fire based attacks on its own, it does allow the wielder to take fire themed damage that would hit ally and have it instead be applied to an opponent. The book itself is highly flammable and is consumed in the process.
Kym
Kobold Politician

  • Order: 3
  • Chaos: 3
  • Brain: 3
  • Body: 5

Button of Uselessness
This large, red button can be stuck onto any flat surface, horizontal, vertical, or otherwise. A short time after it has been placed, any character (friend or foe) nearby must succeed a Brains roll to avoid pressing the button. Pressing the button does nothing, but this action takes the place of anything that might otherwise be done during an Event if the Brains roll is failed. The button can be pressed6times before it breaks and no longer compels others to press it.
Wekpoxnt
Kobold Historian

  • Order: 2
  • Chaos: 3
  • Brain: 4
  • Body: 5

Handy Toothbrush
Scrub the Space Gunk off whatever object you're interacting with to turn a mixed Order success to make that object work into a full success.
Reusable
Disufaky
Kobold Ranger

  • Order: 5
  • Chaos: 3
  • Brain: 3
  • Body: 3

Cloak of Adsorption
The cloak starts out white. Whenever you are the target of a successful attack, the cloak becomes the color of whatever hit you. If your cloak is already the same color as whatever hit you, the attack becomes a mixed success and the cloak turns black and can no longer absorb colors. The cloak becomes white again after a nap.
Reusable
Rukitasi
Kobold Warlock

  • Order: 3
  • Chaos: 4
  • Brain: 4
  • Body: 3

Potion of Study Breaks
Temporarily adds one (1) to the character's Brains Stat, even if it's already at maximum. This effect ends when the character takes Brains damage or a nap.
Gokyt
Kobold Bard

  • Order: 4
  • Chaos: 2
  • Brain: 4
  • Body: 4

Pocket Accordion
Make a Brains/Order or Brains/Chaos roll. On a success, any nearby opponent has -1 Brains during their next event. On a failure, everybody nearby, including you, has -1 Brains on their next event.
Reusable

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Ultra-Quickplay Rules

Completing a task (making an attack, cleaning a surface, activating a device) is an Event. If you're the first person to say they're doing something, your Event goes first.

To complete a task, combine two of your stats (Order or Chaos + Brain or Body) and roll 2d6.
If you roll under, you succeed; over, you fail; hit the target number, you get a partial success.

If you take damage, temporarily reduce your Brain or Body stat by 1, depending on what kind of damage you took.
You can regain stats by taking a nap.

If you use a reusable gadget, you have to take a nap before you can use it again. If someone else hands you a reusable gadget, you have to take a nap before you can use it. (You can use non-reusable gadgets right away.)